I filled up my Yeti cup with water, placed my Yeti on top of the car, put Josh in the car, got myself in the car, backed out of the drive way, and here a loud clanking noise. Genius here forgot about my cup on the car and started to drive.🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

I love that I’m such a huge fan of one of the most controversial artists of today. Sean Feucht’s new song is blocked by iTunes. What are they so scared of? Scared that they too are fearfully and wonderfully made?

Our country can define what a woman is or what a human is. BUT, those same people have pets that they can identify as dogs AND can identify their dog’s gender. If they can on a dog, why can’t they on a human? Are their dogs lgbtq etc as well?

Sorry, not sorry, if your dumb dog is so scared of fireworks that you’re posting “f u fireworks” on the Fourth of July, you need to get a pulse. Take you and your dumb dog and go hide in a bunker until you both get your dang anxiety to a reasonable level.

Boy 8:30 in the summer really sneaks up on you.


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